February 2012
Anonymous asked: You made the parrot meme?
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Anonymous asked: you should do an accent video
“I like art, and by art I mean music, poetry, sex, paintings, the human body,...”
– Hunter Reveur
Just because we were friends in highschool doesn't...
Fuckin’ facebook. Might as well rename it TeenMomsWithUglyBabiesBook.
Apparently some groups should not be seen live
Yikes.
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Pretend hipster night
Tonight me and one of my friends are going to our two favorite hipster bars in Philly to get drunk and dance to awful indie music.
In an attempt to not stick out as bad as normal, I have put on a hipster disguise.
One pair of ball-squeezing jeans that I stopped wearing after shrinking them in the wash. My tightest plaid shirt with the sleeves rolled up. A skinny black tie. My most boring,...
One year later to the day, the only picture I've...
And its easily the dirtiest picture of me on the interwebs. I had totally forgotten about it.
Here it is. (warning: cum)
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Submission spam done for tonight
I didn’t realize how many I had stashed up, damn.
I’ve still got 10+ to go, so I will break them up into two more nights over the next week. Thanks again to all everyone who submitted.
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xvxavier:
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
I honestly used to be this guy. Note to these...
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Awkward role reversal
This past Friday I did a follow up interview with a company and shadowed one of their employes for a few hours before meeting with the CEO and being offered a position. I’m supposed to go back tomorrow to finish up some paperwork.
Only problem is - the job sucks. Sucks balls.
So I just wrote out a brief, formal e-mail to the CEO telling him I have to turn down the position.
I’m used...
I'm so close to finding what's right for me
I can fucking taste it.
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WatchHad an idea for breaking in my new 1080p webcam. It just turned into a weird silent striptease. It also cut off the last few seconds. I guess this is my first video gpoy.
